Over the weekend I came across a vehicle that was clearly built for ultimate world domination. It is so tough and burly looking that it would likely make Chuck Norris nervous. I would imagine it was built for delivering mail or something very mundane, but I guarantee that somewhere in it’s exhausted memory, it has some great stories to tell. It would be impossible to own a vehicle like this and not test its limits (of which there likely aren’t any).
If I were to buy this as an early birthday present to myself, and it wasn’t irreplaceable, I would take it through mud, lots of it. Not shallow mud, the really nasty deep stuff, at high speeds. When I am done driving the beast, I would want to have a mud line near my elbows at a minimum. I want to get home, and have somebody think that the skunk ape just broke into the house. If I can’t find any mud, I would want to cruise up to a drive-up window with a top hat on like everything is 100% ordinary, and order a delicious iced coffee. Then cruise away leaving the drive-up window people wondering if they just had a really messed up dream.
What would YOU do with it?