There is a Fine Line Between Toasters and Consoles

When I first spotted this at a car show, it felt so wrong, and yet… oh so right.  I instantly realized that all of these years that I have watched patiently as my toaster added crispy deliciousness to my bread, I had totally overlooked its true calling.  The toaster wasn’t intended to further cook my already-cooked dough.  Oh no!  This baby was dipped in chrome at the toaster factory for a very different and specific purpose.  A toaster’s destiny is to be inside a car!  My life was forever changed.  Toasting bread, bagels, and english muffins would never, nor could ever, be the same again.  Do your thing toaster, it’s what you were always meant to be.