Over the weekend I came across a vehicle that was clearly built for ultimate world domination. It is so tough and burly looking that it would likely make Chuck Norris nervous. I would imagine it was built for delivering mail or something very mundane, but I guarantee that somewhere in it’s exhausted memory, it has some great stories to tell. It would be impossible to own a vehicle like this and not test its limits (of which there likely aren’t any).
If I were to buy this as an early birthday present to myself, and it wasn’t irreplaceable, I would take it through mud, lots of it. Not shallow mud, the really nasty deep stuff, at high speeds. When I am done driving the beast, I would want to have a mud line near my elbows at a minimum. I want to get home, and have somebody think that the skunk ape just broke into the house. If I can’t find any mud, I would want to cruise up to a drive-up window with a top hat on like everything is 100% ordinary, and order a delicious iced coffee. Then cruise away leaving the drive-up window people wondering if they just had a really messed up dream.
What would YOU do with it?
Minnisnota delivery eh, youses guys, don’t cha know! for oot’n’aboot in duh snow not duh mud.
Well I would keep her as a trailer queen ’till someone offered me enough to part with it!
Parades. Throw some kids in the back keep the skis on (but out of the way), put a sign for some local business or non-profit on the side, and away you go! Something like that, you want it to be seen, and there’s no better way!
While nice, gotta keep it VAG. I’ll go with this Audi instead.
I think this could be fun to race up Pikes Peak, assuming the air restrictions would haven any major effects on it. Does anyone know what a vehicle like this is worth?
There was a price tag on it, but I forget what it was. Maybe $14K? Sadly, I forget. 🙁