They say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I know that this statement is true because this truck’s license plate told me so. Seriously though, this truck is amazing. I saw it at a local show and instantly had dreams of driving through the jungle, fighting off a tiger, multiple ligers, maybe giant arachnids, and a dinosaur. It is an absolute beast of a machine that would probably go around ripping tags off mattresses if you ticked it off. I’m not sure what its intended use is, but it appears to be limitless in its abilities. If Jurassic park ever becomes a reality, you better believe I will be the first one making friends with this “beauty”, and guaranteeing my survival of the dinopocolipse.
…that would be ‘eye of the beer holder’.